Miss Fortune: Shoddy Advice From the World's Worst Oracle 2026 Desk Calendar

Miss Fortune 2026 Daily Desk Calendar | Slightly Psychic, Mostly Clueless
 
The Miss Fortune 2026 Daily Desk Calendar offers a year of comedic chaos with full-color tear-off pages. Each day features shoddy predictions, sarcastic insights, and questionable guidance from the world’s worst oracle. Perfect for desks, offices, or home spaces, this calendar blends practical organization with laugh-out-loud humor.
 
Features:
Format: Daily tear-off box/desk calendar with easel backing
Dimensions: 6.2" x 5.4" (perfect for desktops or bedside tables)
Pages: 314 full-color sheets (January–December 2026)
Content: Daily sarcastic predictions, humorous affirmations, and satirical advice
Eco-Friendly: Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based inks
 
Benefits & Inspiration
Provides daily humor and comic relief
Encourages not taking life too seriously
Lightens the mood in workspaces or home offices
Perfect for fans of sarcastic affirmations and parody wisdom
Combines practical organization with comedic entertainment
 
Perfect Gift
This calendar makes a fun gift for:
Friends with a sharp sense of humor
Coworkers who appreciate sarcasm
Anyone needing a daily laugh at life’s unpredictability
Fans of parody, satire, and irreverent lifestyle products